about the author

S.D. Blackwater is from New Zealand and lives in the UK. He simply ‘found’ the Diaries and with little tweaking, hopes he does them justice. Translation errors are completely his own.Contrary to what this book contains, he doesn't swear...much.

about the book

The Orcs of Ormensgourd aren't happy. The Staff of Wyvenhore has been stolen and an accusing finger is pointed at the dwarfs of Glengglaggnod.In this the true account of the war, we find out what really happened when the forces of Lord Bilgesac marched on King Muttontache. Nothing is left out – the marching, the carnage, the bad food, the farting.From the call to arms to the last decapitated head, from ribald marching songs to ridiculous camouflage, Private Valerian Goutweed's diary spills the beans (and a lot of blood) on life inside an orc army.

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